NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE (15)

A Streetcar Named Desire

by Tennessee Williams

directed by Benedict Andrews

Gillian Anderson (Sex Education), Vanessa Kirby (The Crown), and Ben Foster (Lone Survivor) lead the cast in Tennessee Williams’ timeless masterpiece, returning to cinemas.

As Blanche’s fragile world crumbles, she turns to her sister Stella for solace – but her downward spiral brings her face to face with the brutal, unforgiving Stanley Kowalski.

From visionary director Benedict Andrews, this acclaimed production was filmed live during a sold-out run at the Young Vic Theatre in 2014.

FLEETING RUMOURS

Fleeting Rumours are the North’s premier Tribute band to Fleetwood Mac. Getting that special blend of vocals, guitars, keyboards and drums to an exceptional level of authenticity.

Every member of the six piece band are seasoned musicians and singers renowned in their own field.

Fleeting Rumours cover all decades of Fleetwood Mac’s back catalogue. Including the early years with Peter Green performing songs like “Black Magic woman” and “Oh Well”.

The performance is based around the songs from the album Rumours but the band also play hits from Stevie Nicks solo career, before moving on to songs like “Sweet Little Lies” and “Everywhere" from Tango in the night.

Fleetwood Mac are one of the biggest bands in the world and the Rumours album selling over 100 Million copies worldwide. Fleeting Rumours focus on bringing the history of the hits to the performance and show “Big Love” and authenticity to Fleetwood Mac.

NORTHALLERTON MALE VOICE CHOIR SUMMER CONCERT 2025

Northallerton Male Voice Choir will be holding their very popular Summer Concert on Saturday 7th June 2025 at 7:30pm. They will be singing a varied selection of music with something to suit everyone.

Book your tickets early to avoid disappointment.

THE NEW JERSEY BOYS: "OH WHAT A NIGHT"

The New Jersey Boys take their audience on a nostalgic musical journey through the career of one of the biggest selling groups of all times – The Four Seasons.

This choreographed show, featuring the amazing falsetto voice of Einar Vestmann-Gould and the talented all-round entertainer Gary "FX" Gould, is a clever mixture of tight vocal harmonies, superb solo spots and light comedy.

 

The packed programme includes all the hits such as Sherry, Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like a Man and many more songs from the era. This is a wonderful opportunity to see where it all began when four boys from New Jersey, USA invented their own unique sound which became a worldwide success.

LET'S ROCK THIS COUNTRY

‘Let’s Rock this Country’ with Shania & Friends

A high energy, fast paced, fully live tribute to the Queen of country pop, SHANIA TWAIN. Shania Twain is the top-selling female country artist of all time with hits such as: Man! I Feel Like a Woman, From This Moment, That Don’t Impress Me Much, Who’s Bed Have Your Boots Been Under and many more.

 

Following the sensational tribute to this Country Pop Icon, our second half takes you on musical journey, celebrating some of the greatest Country stars the 90’s & 00’s, we may even throw in some of the old classics! Including, artists such as, Garth Brooks, Faith Hill, The Chicks, LeAnne Rimes, Lady A and more.

The whole show is backed by the amazingly talented Big Music City Band, made up of some of the country’s top musicians, bringing you an authentic Nashville vibe, leaving you singing and dancing in the aisles!  

MAGIC AT THE MUSICALS: CHARLOTTE JACQUELINE SCHOOL OF DANCE

Starring the students of Charlotte Jacqueline School of Dance, Magic at the Musicals celebrates all things stage with numbers from Lion King, Les Mis, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Book of Mormon, Chicago and many more!

THE SALT PATH (12A)

A couple lose their home and later discover the husband has been diagnosed with a terminal illness as they embark on a year long coastal trek.

Directed by: Marianne Elliott

Starring: Gillian Anderson, Jason Isaacs, James Lance

Release date: 25/04/25

IGNITE: THE SARAH LOUISE SCHOOL OF DANCE

IGNITE is a vibrant virtuoso dance production, showcasing the best of young talent from Northallerton and surrounding areas. From classical ballet to commercial jazz dance, this much anticipated show by The Sarah Louise School of Dance has something for everyone to be wowed and inspired by. A show not to be missed.

Concessions tickets available for those over 60 and children under 12.

SCOTT BENNETT : BLOOD SUGAR BABY

Scott Bennett - Blood Sugar Baby

One family, one condition, one hell of a hairy baby…  Scott Bennett (from Live at the Apollo and The News Quiz) tells the amazing true story of how his daughter fell ill with a rare genetic condition, congenital hyperinsulinism (CHI). Never heard of it?  Neither had Scott and Jemma.

‘What’s so rare and satisfying is how all the jokes go hand in hand with the seriousness of the situation. It’s a wonderfully hopeful, often hilarious show from a properly funny man’  The Times ★★★★

Yes, it’s a story about an ill baby, but it’s a very funny one with a happy ending, as new parents Scott and Jemma fight to get the right diagnosis for their daughter and are plunged into months of bewildering treatment, sleepless nights, celebrity encounters and bizarre side effects.

'Comedy's best kept secret' Evening Standard ★★★★

As heard on the Parenting Hell podcast.

Forthcoming TV/Radio includes The Royal Variety Performance and a Radio 4 Special.

EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT JAMIE - CRASH BANG WALLOP (14+)

Jamie New is sixteen and lives on a council estate in Sheffield. However, Jamie is a little different to the other teenagers at his school. He harbors a secret dream: to be a drag queen! But first, he needs to find the confidence to be his true self beyond the walls of his home.

Although Jamie is terrified about the future, he knows that, one way or another, he will be a sensation. He is supported every step of the way by his loving mum, Margaret, who would do anything for her boy. He also has the love and support of his best school friend, Pritti, who reassures Jamie that his difference is what makes him beautiful.

Despite the bullying, the prejudice, and the public humiliation, Jamie learns to embrace his inner queen and steps into the spotlight...his spotlight.

14+ age guidance advised as the show contains strong language.

WARTIME MEMORIES - NORTHALLERTON MUSICAL THEATRE COMPANY

Come and join Northallerton Musical Theatre Company for an afternoon of pure nostalgia as we celebrate 80 years since the end of World War 2 with this non-stop tribute to the  people who made victory possible.  Join in with all the old favourite songs that helped keep spirits uplifted during those dark days plus tributes to the Forces through poems and readings.

LILO & STITCH (PG)

LILO & STITCH contains several sequences with flashing lights that may affect those who are susceptible to photosensitive epilepsy or have other photosensitivities.

A live-action reimagining of Disney’s 2002 animated classic, LILO & STITCH is the wildly funny and touching story of a lonely Hawaiian girl and the fugitive alien who helps to mend her broken family.

Directed by Oscar®-nominated filmmaker Dean Fleischer Camp (MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON), the film

Directed by: Dean Fleischer Camp

Starring: Sydney Elizebeth Agudong, Billy Magnussen, Tia Carrere, Hannah Waddingham and Chris Sanders, along with Courtney B. Vance and Zach Galifianakis, and introducing Maia Kealoha.

Release Date: 23/05/2025

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (PG)

On the rugged isle of Berk, where Vikings and dragons have been bitter enemies for generations, Hiccup stands apart, defying centuries of tradition when he befriends Toothless, a feared Night Fury dragon. Their unlikely bond reveals the true nature of dragons, challenging the very foundations of Viking society.

Directed by: Dean DeBlois

Starring: Mason Thames, Nico Parker, Gerard Butler, Julian Dennison, Nick Frost, Bronwyn James, Ruth Codd, Harry Trevaldwyn

Release Date: 06/06/2025

SUNDAY JAZZ

Come along and enjoy the fabulous sounds of the Big Band Era performed, in an open session, by Alan Owens and The Forum Big Band. It's just £4 to get in and the bar is open.

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Music Performed in the Sunday 4th May 2025 Session: 

Star Wars Medley 

Jumpin' at the Woodside

Accentuate the Positive

Polkadots & Moonbeams

Sam's Boogie

City of Stars

At the Sign of the Swinging Cymbals 

Night Train

If My Friends Could See Me Now

Straight No Chaser

Marry the Man Today

Tall Cotton

Gonna Fly Now

Tequila

All That Jazz

Satin Doll

Moon River

Maybe This Time

Cherokee

American Patrol

Don't Rain on My Parade

Tico Tico

Muskrat Love

Sir Duke

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - AJ Theatrical Productions

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – A Brand-New Summer Pantomime!

This August Bank Holiday Weekend, AJ Theatrical Productions proudly presents a brand-new pantomime, created especially for Northallerton audiences—Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs at The Forum Northallerton!

Bringing the magic of pantomime to the summer, this exclusive production promises dazzling costumes, spectacular sets, and laugh-out-loud comedy for the whole family. With a fantastic ensemble cast and breathtaking special effects, it’s set to be The Forum's biggest show yet! Don’t miss this one-of-a-kind fairy tale adventure.

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: INTER ALIA (15)

Inter Alia

a new play by Suzie Miller

 

Oscar-nominated Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl, Saltburn) is Jessica in the much-anticipated next play from the team behind Prima Facie.

Jessica Parks is a smart Crown Court Judge at the top of her career. Behind the robe, she is a karaoke fiend, a loving wife and a supportive parent. When an event threatens to throw her life completely off balance, can she hold her family upright?

Writer Suzie Miller and director Justin Martin reunite following their global phenomenon Prima Facie, with this searing examination of modern motherhood and masculinity.

SIX: TEEN EDITION - CRASH BANG WALLOP

Due to popular demand, CBW return to The Forum, following our sell out shows in 2023, with our ORIGINAL CAST of SIX!

SIX is the phenomenon everyone is losing their heads over! SIX tells the story of the six wives of Henry VIII, remixing five hundred years of historical heartbreak into an 80-minute celebration of 21st century girl power.

We can't wait to bring this powerhouse of a show back to The Forum, Northallerton, with our 6, very talented Queens!

Sit back and prepare to be amazed!

This amateur production of SIX: TEEN EDITION is presented by special arrangement with Concord Theatricals. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

MANFORD'S COMEDY CLUB (14+)

Manford’s Comedy Club are back this September to host to the award-winning comedy club at the Forum for the second time!

 

Every show has a different line-up of four top comedians, who are all personally chosen by Jason Manford.

Line up:

PHIL CHAPMAN / TOM TAYLOR / CHLOE REYNOLDS / PETER BRUSH

RBO: TOSCA (12A)

The Royal Opera

TOSCA

In war-torn Rome, Floria Tosca and Mario Cavaradossi live for each other and for their art. But when Cavaradossi helps an escaped prisoner, the lovers make a deadly enemy in the form of Baron Scarpia, Chief of Police. At the mercy of Scarpia’s twisted desires, Tosca is forced to make a horrific bargain: sleeping with the man she hates in order to save the man she loves. Can she find a way out?

A star-studded cast includes soprano Anna Netrebko performing the role of Tosca, tenor Freddie De Tommaso as Cavaradossi, and bass-baritone Gerald Finley as Scarpia, with Music Director of The Royal Opera Jakub Hrůša conducting his first new production in the role. An alternative, modern-day Rome provides the backdrop for Oliver Mears’ unmissable, gripping new production of Puccini’s thriller.

SCOTT BENNETT: STUFF (16+)

As heard on BBC Radio 4!

As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul. Award-winning Comedian and Award-winning Product Designer, Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore?

Tour support for Mickey Flanagan, Rob Brydon Jason Manford, and John Bishop. The star of Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.

“Without doubt live comedy’s best kept secret” Evening Standard

"Great material, great delivery, a very funny man" Rob Brydon

"Brilliantly funny, a joy to watch" Chris Ramsey

“Bennett is a stand-up in fine control of his material, his delivery and his image, a masterclass in adding a frisson of ‘in the moment’ unpredictability to otherwise tightly written routines” **** Chortle

Run time to be confirmed.

NIK KERSHAW: MUSINGS AND LYRICS

An intimate evening of songs, stories and silliness in the company of Nik Kershaw.

Nik Kershaw exploded onto the UK pop scene in 1984. A string of global hit singles including ‘Wouldn’t it Be Good’, ‘The Riddle’ and ‘I Won’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me’ saw him languish for 62 weeks on the UK Singles Chart, making him the UK's biggest selling solo artist that year. In 1985, he performed at Live Aid. After stepping out of the limelight to concentrate on writing and producing, Nik wrote Chesney Hawkes’s ‘The One and Only’ and collaborated with Elton John, Lulu, Petula Clark, The Hollies, Ronan Keating, Jason Donovan, Let Loose, Sia, Imogen Heap, Gary Barlow and Bonnie Tyler. In 1998, Nik returned to performing and has been crafting critically acclaimed albums ever since. Now he’s ready to look back with an intimate evening to coincide with the release of his new book. Expect songs, stories, and silliness from one of the nation’s most-loved performers.

JOE MCELDERRY LIVE 2025

Fifteen years in the music industry, five studio albums, thirteen single releases, twelve stage roles, ten tours, one man – Joe McElderry.

Joe’s recent releases include upbeat positivity filled country-pop hit ‘Baby Had Your Fun’, ‘I Am An Army’ and high energy pop anthem ‘LOVE!’. Joe hit the streaming platforms by storm in 2024, when he released his debut podcast ‘That’s Ridiculous’ with the iconic Grandma Hilda, of which they are hosting a second live episode in October this year!

2025 is Joe’s busiest year yet! He is treading the boards once again, playing ‘Pharaoh’ in Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat’ nationwide tour. On 10th May he his debuting his production ‘Something in the Water’, a live celebration of North East talent, with house band ‘Groovetrain’, raising funds for the Theatre Royal Trust. Joe is taking his signature style back on the road this Autumn, including 4 dates in his hometown South Shields, with his ‘Live 2025’ tour, intertwining operatic classics and modern-day masterpieces. Joe is back by popular demand 1st December at City Hall Newcastle, for the third annual ‘Festive Party’. Ending 2025 in panto land, Joe is starring as ‘The Spirit of the Ring’ in Newcastle Theatre Royal’s Aladdin.

Joe is taking his signature style back on the road this Autumn with his ‘Live 2025’ tour, intertwining operatic nuances and modern-day masterpieces. Dive into a live musical experience exploring an eclectic mix of self-penned high energy hits and timeless classics.

THE PIRATES OF BUCCANEER BAY: TOM ROLFE PRODUCTIONS

All aboard for a swashbuckling adventure like no other!

From the award-winning team behind Sleeping Beauty and The Wizard of Oz comes a brand-new family spectacular – The Pirates of Buccaneer Bay! Packed with laughs, thrills, and jaw-dropping surprises, this is the high-seas panto experience you won't want to miss.

Join the lovable Buckle the Cabin Boy as he sets sail on a wild quest packed with pirates, peril and plenty of pirate booty! Expect chaos and comedy galore from the side-splittingly funny Stee Leahy as the outrageous Tilly Knickerbocker, plus a full supporting cast of West End-quality performers.

This dazzling production features stunning illusions, edge-of-your-seat danger, world-class circus acts from across the globe, and the return of the world-famous U.V. Blacklight Puppets – a visual feast that will leave audiences of all ages gasping in amazement.

Whether you're 4 or 104, this is a family adventure brimming with magic, music and mayhem. So hoist the anchor and set a course for Buccaneer Bay – it’s the most fun you can have without walking the plank!

Book now – treasure awaits!

RBO: LA FILLE MAL GARDÉE (12A)

The Royal Ballet

LA FILLE MAL GARDÉE

Lise, the only daughter of Widow Simone, is in love with the young farmer Colas, but her mother has far more ambitious plans for her. Simone hopes to marry her off to Alain, the son of the wealthy proprietor Thomas. Desperate to marry Colas rather than Alain, Lise contrives to outwit her mother’s plans.

65 years after its premiere, The Royal Ballet presents Frederick Ashton’s La Fille mal gardée. This affectionate portrayal of village life combines exuberant good humour and brilliantly inventive choreography in what is undoubtedly Ashton’s love letter to the English countryside. La Fille mal gardée whisks us away into pastoral bliss with Ferdinand Hérold’s cheerful score and Osbert Lancaster’s colourful designs.

TAYLOR FEVER

RBO: CINDERELLA (12A)

The Royal Ballet

CINDERELLA

Stuck at home and put to work by her spoiled Step-Sisters, Cinderella’s life is dreary and dull. Everything changes when she helps a mysterious woman out...With a little bit of magic, she is transported into an ethereal new world – one where fairies bring the gifts of the seasons, where pumpkins turn into carriages, and where true love awaits.

This enchanting ballet by The Royal Ballet’s Founding Choreographer Frederick Ashton is a theatrical experience for all the family and will transport you into an ethereal world where a sprinkling of fairy dust makes dreams come true.

RBO: THE NUTCRACKER (U)

The Royal Ballet

THE NUTCRACKER

The magician Herr Drosselmeyer needs to save his nephew. Hans-Peter has been transformed into a Nutcracker; the only way to save him is for the Nutcracker to defeat the Mouse King and find a girl to love and care for him. A flicker of hope comes in the form of the young Clara, whom Drosselmeyer meets at a Christmas party. With some magic, a cosy Christmas gathering turns into a marvellous adventure.

Peter Wright’s The Nutcracker has enchanted audiences since its 1984 premiere by the Company. Featuring Tchaikovsky’s most familiar melodies and brought to life by Julia Trevelyan Oman’s exquisite designs, The Nutcracker is sure to be a festive firecracker for all ages.

CHUBBY BROWN 2025 (18)

50 plus years in Entertainment/ comedy, Roy Chubby Brown is still going strong. Entertaining thousands and thousands of fans annually up and down the country, Roy is the undoubted King of Comedy.

Countless DVDs (30 plus ), numerous books & CDs, thousands of live shows in a career spanning the decades and millions of fans worldwide are still testimony to the fact that even in these on going crazy times of woke, cancellation, political correctness culture Roy is still the Best of the Best.

Come and join him for his 2025 tour plus support.

NOT MEANT TO OFFEND IT'S SIMPLY COMEDY TOUR

Doors open from 7pm

Support Act from 7:30pm - 8pm

Interval: 8pm - 8:20pm

Chubby Brown: 8:20pm - 9:40pm

STRICTLY OVER 18's ONLY AND STRICTLY NO ALCOHOL IN THE AUDITORIUM WHILE CHUBBY IS ON STAGE.

SANTA'S JINGLE JAMBOREE - TOM ROLFE PRODUCTIONS

Santa’s Jingle Jamboree

A Festive Family Santamime

Santa’s back this Christmas! Oh yes he is!

Get ready for a jolly good time with Santa’s Jingle Jamboree, a brand-new festive family Santamime from Tom Rolfe Productions! Packed with magical moments, merry music, and plenty of surprises for the whole family!

Join Santa, Mrs. Claus, and their mischievous magical elves as they work together to save Christmas in this heartwarming, fun-filled show. With laughter, songs, and audience participation, it's the perfect way to kick off your holiday season!

PLUS! Every child will receive their very own Nice List Certificate – a special keepsake to remember this festive adventure!

Come along and share the festive magic – fun for all ages, from the young to the young-at-heart!

Don’t miss the Christmas adventure of the year!

Running time approx. 50 minutes.

BITTER SWEET: SABRINA AND OLIVIA

From the creators of the smash-hit Theatre & Arena show Taylor Fever comes BITTER SWEET, the incredible tribute concert to pop mega-stars Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo!

Carpenters and Livvies alike will rejoice in a spectacular show packed with pop smash-hits, heartbreak anthems, and the undeniable thrill of friendly rivalry. Bitter Sweet is set to captivate audiences of all ages with a high-energy concert experience that brings together unforgettable hits like Drivers License and Vampire alongside Carpenter favourites like Espresso and Nonsense.

Don’t miss the dazzling lighting effects that make this the ultimate duel-concert event for pop fans everywhere on January 9th 2026.

Gather your friends and family for an epic evening you’ll never forget!

RBO: LA TRAVIATA (12A)

The Royal Opera

LA TRAVIATA

At one of her lavish parties, celebrated Parisan courtesan Violetta is introduced to Alfredo Germont. The two fall madly in love, and though hesitant to leave behind her life of luxury and freedom, Violetta follows her heart. But the young couple’s happiness is short-lived, as the harsh realities of

life soon come knocking.

As intimate as it is sumptuous, La traviata features some of opera’s most famous melodies, and is a star vehicle for its leading soprano role sung by Ermonela Jaho. In director Richard Eyre’s world of seductive grandeur, the tender and devastating beauty at the centre of Verdi’s opera shines bright.

THE COUNTERFEIT 70s SHOW

Having toured extensively with The Counterfeit Sixties show they now bring you their unique Seventies show from a decade of glam rock through to new wave music, and everything in between. Featuring the music of Slade, Sweet, T.Rex, The Bay City Rollers and many, many more, they will take you through a rollercoaster ride of the biggest 70’s hits.

The four piece band have toured worldwide in their individual rights, and have worked with some of the biggest names of that decade. Coupled with a stunning light show, costumes from the period and video footage of the bands and events from that era, makes this one show you don’t want to miss.

So whether you want to sit back and take a trip down memory lane, or get your glad rags on and boogie on down, this uplifting show will take you on a nostalgic trip back to the 70's!! www.counterfeit70s .com

RBO: WOOLF WORKS (12A)

The Royal Ballet

WOOLF WORKS

Virginia Woolf defied literary conventions to depict rich inner worlds – her heightened, startling and poignant reality. Resident Choreographer Wayne McGregor leads a luminous artistic team to evoke Woolf’s signature stream of consciousness writing style in this immense work that rejects traditional narrative structures. Woolf Works is a collage of themes from Mrs Dalloway, Orlando, The Waves and Woolf’s other writings. Created in 2015 for The Royal Ballet, this Olivier-award winning ballet triptych captures the heart of Woolf’s uniquely artistic spirit.

NEARLY ELTON

Nearly Elton - The Ultimate Tribute Show to Elton John

Experience the ultimate Elton John tribute Concert . Nearly Elton is a stunning celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest showmen of our time. Starring Lee Brady as Elton and an outstanding full live band.

This phenomenal production is an exciting, heartfelt concert that has been described as “a powerhouse performance that delivers on every level…”

Taking audiences on a magical ride through five decades of hits that include: Rocketman, Your Song, I'm Still Standing, Candle In The Wind, Sacrifice, I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues and many more…

For More Information:

www.nearlyelton.co.uk

www.facebook.com/nearlyelton

RBO: GISELLE (12A)

The Royal Ballet

GISELLE

The peasant girl Giselle has fallen in love with Albrecht. When she discovers that he is actually a nobleman promised to another, she kills herself in despair. Her spirit joins the Wilis: the vengefu ghosts of women hell-bent on killing any man who crosses their path in a dance to the death. Wracked with guilt, Albrecht visits Giselle’s grave, where he must face the Wilis – and Giselle’s ghost.

Peter Wright’s 1985 production of this quintessential Romantic ballet is a classic of The Royal Ballet repertory. Set to Adolphe Adam’s evocative score and with atmospheric designs by John Macfarlane, Giselle conjures up the earthly and otherworldly realms in a tale of love, betrayal and redemption.

ONE VOICE

ONE VOICE

Prepare to be mesmerized celebrating the music that ‘Made the whole world sing’.

Experience this spectacular live tribute to music legend Barry Manilow - A live concert, featuring a full band, dazzling showgirls, and an electrifying celebration of Manilow’s iconic music and career. Immerse yourself in an unforgettable evening as you journey through a collection of timeless hits, including Copacabana, Mandy, I Write the Songs, Can't Smile Without You, I Made It Through the Rain, Could It Be Magic, and many more.

Join us for a night of nostalgia, passion, and pure musical brilliance as we pay tribute to one of the greatest entertainers of all time. This is more than just a concert—it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

MARK SIMMONS: JEST TO IMPRESS (14+)

WINNER Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a groundbreaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.

Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.

Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.

Recipient of Victoria Wood Panel Prize Fringe 2023

UK Comics’ Comic 2022 – Best Act

RUNNER UP DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022

'Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger'

**** - Evening Standard

 

'A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing'

**** - Chortle

 

'Master of one-liners…his show consists of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment'

**** - One4Review

 

'Absolutely hilarious'

**** - Scotsman

RBO: SIEGFRIED (15)

Please be aware this is event is estimated to be 5hrs 30. Advanced booking is advised.

The Royal Opera

SIEGFRIED

Raised by a scheming dwarf and unaware of his true family origins, a young man embarks on an epic journey. Soon, destiny brings him face-to-face with a shattered sword, a fearsome dragon and the cursed ring it guards, and a Valkyrie forced into enchanted slumber...

Moments of transcendent beauty and heroic triumph sparkle in the third chapter of Wagner’s Ring cycle, brought to life under Barrie Kosky’s inspired eye following his spectacular Das Rheingold (2023) and Die Walküre (2025). Andreas Schager, in his much-anticipated debut with The Royal Opera, stars

as Siegfried’s titular hero, alongside Christopher Maltman’s towering Wanderer, Peter Hoare’s treacherous Mime and Elisabet Strid’s radiant Brünnhilde. Antonio Pappano conducts, drawing out the unspoken tensions and ethereal mysticism of Wagner’s dynamic score.

THE UPBEAT BEATLES

This is a quote from the back of the Beatles 4th album  “When, in a generation or so, a radio-active, cigar-smoking child, picnicking on Saturn, asks you what the Beatle affair was all about – ‘Did you actually know them?’ – don’t try to explain all about the long hair and the screams! Just play their music.”

With sheer joy and energy Upbeat Beatles will take you on a journey through the earth-shattering sounds of the FAB 4!

Throw away all your inhibitions!

No band does it better than the Upbeat Beatles.

RBO: THE MAGIC FLUTE (12A)

The Royal Opera

THE MAGIC FLUTE

Princess Pamina has been captured. Her mother, the Queen of the Night, tasks the young Prince Tamino with her daughter’s rescue. But when Tamino and his friendly sidekick, Papageno, embark on their adventure, they soon learn that when it comes to the quest for love, nothing is as it really seems. Guided by a magic flute, they encounter monsters, villains, and a mysterious brotherhood of men – but help, it turns out, comes when you least expect it.

Mozart’s fantastical opera glitters in David McVicar’s enchanting production. A star cast including Julia Bullock as Pamina, Amitai Pati as Tamino, Huw Montague Rendall as Papageno, Kathryn Lewek as the Queen of the Night, and Soloman Howard as Sarastro, led by French conductor Marie Jacquot in her Covent Garden debut.

THE DOLLY SHOW

As seen on BBC ONE, ITV This Morning, The Last Leg, Lorraine, Channel 5, Sky, ITV London; featured in The Times, The Daily Mail and the Metro, and voted the U.K’s BEST Dolly Parton Impersonator, West End star - Kelly O’Brien is country legend Dolly Parton. Endorsed by The Parton family,

Australian-born Kelly is a world-class entertainer with stunning vocal and flawless comic timing. She brilliantly captures the voice, verve and voluptuousness of the little lady from Tennessee.

From the 22-inch waist to the 32G bust, she captivates audiences around the world with Dolly's famous mountain soprano. It’s like Dolly is right there in the room with you.

Accompanied by some of the UK’s finest musicians, Kelly and her band play songs like 9 to 5, Jolene, Islands in the Stream, I Will Always Love You and many more. . .

Regarded as the BEST Dolly impersonator in the world. You don’t want to miss this show!

“Looks, sounds and speaks like Dolly….treat yourself to this seriously fun night out.”

Time Out

“I thought it was Dolly”

Jonathan Ross, The Last Leg

“She looks just like her”

Alan Carr

“UK’s number one Dolly Parton tribute”

Daily Mirror

“One of the world’s best tributes”

 BBC ONE

HEAVEN CAN WAIT - MEATLOAF TRIBUTE SHOW

Heaven Can Wait

A Tribute to the Music of Meat Loaf

Carlton Entertainment brings you their brand-new production featuring Meat Loaf’s greatest hits.

Following a SOLD OUT tour of Spain in 2024, this showstopping concert launches across Europe in 2025. 

Featuring the incredible vocals of Lee Brady and an awesome band made up of the UK’s most highly-skilled and reputable rock musicians and female rock vocalists. . . this spellbinding concert will take you on a rollercoaster ride of Meat Loaf’s greatest hits of all time, including: Anything For Love – Bat Out Of Hell – Paradise by the Dashboard Light – Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth – Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad – Dead Ringer For Love and many, many more.

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CELINE - MY HEART WILL GO ON

Step into the world of Celine Dion like never before with My Heart Will Go On, a breathtaking concert experience that brings the legendary singer’s iconic hits to life. This electrifying production has been wowing audiences across Europe for four years, earning critical acclaim and rave reviews for its powerhouse performances and unforgettable musical journey.

Featuring a sensational live band, My Heart Will Go On takes concertgoers on a thrilling ride through four decades of Celine Dion’s greatest songs. From timeless classics like The Power of Love and It's All Coming Back to Me Now to the soulful All By Myself and the unforgettable ballad My Heart Will Go On, each performance captures the magic and heart of Celine’s unparalleled career.

A must-see for fans and music lovers alike, this celebration of Celine Dion's music promises to leave you inspired, moved, and filled with the energy of her extraordinary legacy. Don’t miss your chance to experience the music that has touched hearts around the world.